there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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