i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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