No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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