There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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