Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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