Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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