I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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