awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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