Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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