Duck Duck Cougar?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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