well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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