what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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