My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How many fucks given?
0.12846
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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