Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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