Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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