I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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