i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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