we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He has the fingertips of a God
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