dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
