You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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