You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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