I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i think my cat just said my name.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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