i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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