How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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