i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
