butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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