I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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