so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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