Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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