i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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