In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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