the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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