These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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