you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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