Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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