So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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