I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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