Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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