So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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