My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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