i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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