I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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