Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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