ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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