i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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