About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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