Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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