Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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