no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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