I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He did a backflip because drugs
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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