I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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