So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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